If Bitcoin does not reach $500.000 by the end of 2020, I will eat my d*** on national television.
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Crypto trading: The art of buying high, selling low, and wondering what went wrong with your life choices.
Crypto investing is like a wild safari, where you hope to spot a rare gem among a sea of scam coins and memecoins.
Crypto memes: The unofficial currency of the internet, accepted everywhere from Telegram groups to Reddit threads.
Crypto traders be like: ‘I can’t sleep, the markets are moving’-because nothing says restful slumber like volatile price swings.
Crypto investing is like a game of poker, except you’re playing against bots, whales, and that one guy who always wins.
Crypto is the only place where you can go from ‘I’m going to be a millionaire!’ to ‘I guess I’ll settle for paying my bills’ in a matter of days.
Crypto trading is the art of holding your breath while watching charts, praying for the pump and hoping for no dump.
Crypto investors: We may not have a crystal ball, but we have a whole bunch of technical analysis indicators that are just as unreliable.
Crypto is like a casino, except instead of chips, you use magic internet money that may or may not disappear overnight.
Crypto whales: The ocean’s richest and most mysterious creatures, swimming in a sea of green candles and moon dreams.
Crypto investing: Where your portfolio can go from Lambo dreams to Ramen noodles faster than you can say ‘blockchain’.
Crypto trading is a game of musical chairs, except there are 100 chairs, 1000 participants, and the music never stops.